Have we met?
Doesn't really make you go weak at the knees, huh?
I'm thinking of this as a kind of therapeutic karma - I document my sarcastc, inappropriate and, at time, stupid thoughts and in turn I get to write about similar things my loved ones do. Less eye for eye, more quip for quip.
So it'll probably involve a lot of sexual nonsense - "Hey! This is important to me!" a lot of relationship woes and the occasional vent when I'm feeling "self-important" as one of my friends put it when she found out I was doing this.
It's titled as it is because I genuinely think in an American accent when reading in my head or thinking cohesively - like when I'm writing this for example. Read the first post for the full extent of my American vs. Scottish heritage.
In the mean time, enjoy. If you relate- I apologise, but this is certainly not fictional.
