Testing the waters

It's certainly been a while since I last wrote but I do have the excuse of being awfully, terribly, horrendously busy! I've moved into the flat for university but in a moment of fever decided to be a fantastic family member and loving girlfriend and travelled up and down to home more times than I care to remember. Saying that, though, the free food was definitely worth it. Got a text from my mother the first time I went down saying: "Just because you haven't told me you're about doesn't mean I don't know - my bloody cupboards are empty!" She sent warning signals out to the rest of the family before I could get there, if my aunt could have legally branded kitchen knives at me to protect her food supply I'm sure she would have. In all fairness I did get sent away with a packed lunch for the bus -I'm surprised I didn't get a 'good riddance' note with it.

In other news this blog has landed me a column in the student newspaper! Surprised I wangled it after telling the editor his newspaper was 'shit with no sex appeal', maybe it's my job to jazz it up although probably not as much as they were hoping - my first one was filled with "****"s and all sorts. 

I'm totally knackered as I've been massively enjoying freshers week and working and blah blah blah and the funniest thing that happened to me all week was when I got high and made up a pet white elephant whilst my friend was trying to do psycho-analysis tests on me which resulted in him getting a fit of giggles and my wondering about the way my brain (doesn't) work. But apparently I see myself as "bold, sexy and classic"
"Yeah, bold enough to tell you you aint getting laid tonight, baby."

Don't try and sexually manipulate a girl with a white elephant - she'll trample all over that shit.